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DOCUMENTARY FILMMAKER SHOOTS
"DEATH STAR REPAIRMEN"
 In an exciting change from the routine
for maintenance workers 7734, they will be shadowed for a day
by documentary filmmaker...
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REBELS ESCAPE MIRACULOUSLY
Empire Vows To "Strike Back"
DIGITALLY ADDED TROOPS SEEK EQUAL PAY
REFORM
'Virtual' Credits are 'Virtually' Worthless Say Virtual Characters
VADER BIO-VID RELEASED
"Postcards From The Dark Side" Now Available In Over
Six Million Languages, Even Bocce
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 REBEL FILMMAKER DETAINED FOR
QUESTIONING
A documentary filmmaker
granted access to the death Star to film a short has been unmasked
as rebel filmmaker Darryl Gold and detained for questioning.
Imperial Security Officer Pasteur Iztion announced that the Empire
has file inches thick on Gold's "credits". more>>> |
 ADMINISTRATION CALLS OPEN
EXHAUST PORT "MINOR PROBLEM"
During the recent Health
And Safety Caucus in the Level 19 cafetorium several issues were
brought forward by the Maintenance Committee. more>>> |
Spacetest The Latest Tie
Fighter Model
If you think of TIE Fighters
as faceless vehicles with interchangeable personalities, think
again. The new Infinity Bullseye® from Geanosis is a TIE
Fighter for the whole family and delivers outstanding performance
and detail. more>>> |
Empire Still In Playoff
Hunt
Imperial Forces fell
victim to their own undisciplined play and a surprisingly energetic
rebel team in their fourth-round play-off skirmish yesterday.
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